About You Don't Mess with the Zohan
- Released on June 05, 2008
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Full Cast of You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Adam Sandler plays Zohan Dvir
Emmanuelle Chriqui plays Dalia Hakbarah
John Turturro plays Fatoush "The Phantom" Hakbarah
Nick Swardson plays Michael Klayman
Lainie Kazan plays Gail Klayman
Rob Schneider plays Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin Nealon plays Kevin
Mariah Carey plays Mariah Carey
Yamit Sol plays Dorit
Adria Tennor plays Kids' Salon Owner
Daoud Heidami plays Nasi
Dave Matthews plays James T. O'Skanlon
Charlotte Rae plays Mrs. Greenhouse
Michael Buffer plays Grant Walbridge
Ido Mosseri plays Oori Shulimson
Sayed Badreya plays Hamdi
Robert Smigel plays Yosi
Ido Mor plays Hassan
Donna Feldman plays Michal
Norma Michaels plays Older Lady in Salon
Danny A. Abeckaser plays Ze'ev
Bunny Levine plays Older Lady in Salon
Bruce Vilanch plays Bruce Vilanch
John McEnroe plays John McEnroe
Dina Doron plays Zohan's Mother
Shelley Berman plays Zohan's Father
Chris Rock plays Taxi Driver
John Paul DeJoria plays Paul Mitchell
Alec Mapa plays Claude
Ahmed Ahmed plays Waleed
Ben Wise plays Yitzhak
John Farley plays Tom
Yossi Marshek plays Pinchas
Guri Weinberg plays Aharon
Mousa Kraish plays Bashir
Roni Levy plays Ephraim
Reuven Bar-Yotam plays Levi
Barry Livingston plays Gray Kleibolt
Rick Gifford plays Philip
Daniel Browning Smith plays Real Estate Agent
Tyler Spindel plays Doorman
Julia Lea Wolov plays Mariah's Assistant
Dana Goodman plays Mariah's Assistant
Todd Holland plays Fred
Kevin Grady plays Coleman
Bobby Tisdale plays Skizzy
Herzl Tobey plays Commander
Ori Pfeffer plays Second Commander
Alex Luria plays Koby
Guy Oseary plays Avi
Yinon Sapir plays Danny
Naama Nativ plays Sara
Dennis Dugan plays Homeless Guy
Gerry Del Sol plays Exploded Shop Owner
Shulie Cowen plays Debbie
Maysoon Zayid plays Nadira
Helen Siff plays Mrs. Skitzer
Cynthia Frost plays Mrs. Paulson
Anna Berger plays Older Lady in Salon
Susan Grace plays Older Lady in Salon
Marjorie Loomis plays Older Lady in Salon
Carol Schlanger plays Older Lady in Salon
Edith S. Wolfrey plays Older Lady in Salon
Phoebe Dorin plays Older Lady in Salon
Lina So plays Hip Salon Receptionist
Eloise DeJoria plays Blonde at Salon
Vanessa Long plays Catty Hairdresser
Donielle Artese plays African American Salon Owner
Blake Bertrand plays Little Boy
Sidney Ganis plays Doctor
Laurie Meghan Phelps plays Plus Size Girl at Disco
Kenneth Greenaway plays DJ
Constance Barron plays First Woman in Cab
Kristen Lowman plays First Woman in Cab
Penelope Windust plays Second Woman in Cab
Kathleen Noone plays Second Woman in Cab
Christopher Innvar plays Angry Tall Driver
Ray Garvey plays Truck Driver
Barbara Ann Davison plays Dog Owner
Eric Lamonsoff plays Hamdi's Passenger
Connor Wiles plays Boy Customer
Jennifer De Minco plays Arguing Female Customer
Nicole Bennett plays Walbridge's Girlfriend
Edmund Lyndeck plays Pharmacist
Lily Javaherpour plays Inaz
Kristina Haddad plays Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Larry Marko plays Phantom's Trainer
Anne Marie Howard plays Reporter
Veerta Motiani plays Beach Girl
Billy Concha plays Kayaker
Marco Khan plays Terrorist with Hand
Sam Sagheb plays Disco Merchant
Latif Marotti plays Disco Merchant
Christian Reeve plays Disco Merchant
Aesop Aquarian plays Rabbi
Michelle Arenal plays Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
Jordan Ashbrook plays Hot Girl in Club
Moran Atias plays Eti
Ashley Ausburn plays Girl at Mall
Barbara Jean Barrielle plays Cheerleader
Mike Basone plays Isreali Fan
Mike Batayeh plays Fry Cook
Robert Benny plays Autograph Seeker #1
Denise Bradley plays Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Guile Branco plays Isreali Soldier
Lamar Brown plays Businessman
Melanie Bulujian plays Isreali Dancer
Monica Cabral plays Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Kevin Cannon plays Times Square Crazy Man
Ella Christopher plays Phantom's Wife
Nick Clark plays Nick
Cheryl Cosenza plays Ribbon Cutting Girl
Rossie Cottrell plays Phantom's Wife
John Dardenne plays Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
Joseph DeLuca plays Hot Dog Vendor
Kendall Draughn plays Picnic Girl
John Duerler plays Electronic Store Customer
Marshall Factora plays Airline Terminal Passenger
Eric Feliciano plays Isreali Fan
Ian Fisher plays Disco Merchant
Anna Garcia Williams plays Phantom's Wife
Maite Garcia plays Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Leslie Garza plays Disco Hip Girl
Jessica Mei Gershen plays Girl in Club
Nikki Giavasis plays Waitress
Ronald E. Giles plays Commuter
Sharlene Grover plays Isreali Soldier
Sepideh Haftgoli plays Isreali Soldier
Zahra Heydari plays Dalohan Receptionist
Seth Howard plays Party Guy
Kevin James plays Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Paul Jeans plays Hotel Manager
Dave Johnson plays Spectator
Todd Justin plays Nightclub Bouncer
Sam Kalidi plays Amir
Sona Karia plays Reporter
Rock Kohli plays Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Mark Kubr plays Criminal #3
Timothy Dean Lee plays Shocked Businessman
Paula Lemes plays Go Go Dancer
Bernadette Lords plays Businesswoman
Anthony Martins plays Arab #3
Roni Meron plays Hot Girl / Waitress
Nicole Montano plays Cheerleader
Rachael Murphy plays Girl in Club
Bibiana Navas plays Phantom's Wife
Christina Neferis plays Hacky Sack Fan
Adam Ohl plays Street Merchant
John Radcliff plays Redneck Posse Man #2
Klavdia Ramnareine plays The Hot Chick
Deborah Rombaut plays Snooty French Girl at the Club
Sandra Rosko plays Middle Eastern Girl
Rob Shapiro plays Score Keeper
Mikael Sharafyan plays Fan in the Crowd
Jhennah Sinclaire plays Dancer
Terrie Snell plays Woman in Beauty Shop
Chris Spinelli plays Angry Palestinian
Arne Starr plays Isreali Weapons Trainer
Riley Thomas Stewart plays Little Boy #2
Lee Stickler plays Isreali Soldier
Sarah Stringer plays Party Goer
Christa Texeira plays Ruth
Keana Texeira plays Rock-throwing Girl
Seth Texeira plays Zeb
Sophie Texeira plays Alena
Ryan Phillip Thomas plays Angry Palestinian
Gina Tleel plays Shopper
Uzimann plays Cafe Customer
Kevin van Doorslaer plays Isreali Soldier
Dave Vij plays Disco-Tech
Holly Weber plays Girlfriend
Molly Weiner plays Salon Patron
Joe Van Wie plays Hot Dog Patron
Henry Winkler plays Limousine Passenger
Saye Yabandeh plays Girlfriend
Julius Zagon plays Ukrossi
David Zahedian plays Phantom's Best Friend
Betty Murphy plays Mrs. Haines
George Takei plays George Takei
Dianne Perry Dowler plays Phantom's Wife
Crew of You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Costume & Make-Up
Sound
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Art
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Editing
Visual Effects
Production
Directing
Lighting
Writing
- Adam Sandler
- Emmanuelle Chriqui
- John Turturro
- Nick Swardson
- Lainie Kazan
- Rob Schneider
- Kevin Nealon
- Mariah Carey
- Yamit Sol
- Adria Tennor
- Daoud Heidami
- Dave Matthews
- Charlotte Rae
- Michael Buffer
- Ido Mosseri
- Sayed Badreya
- Robert Smigel
- Ido Mor
- Donna Feldman
- Norma Michaels
- Danny A. Abeckaser
- Bunny Levine
- Bruce Vilanch
- John McEnroe
- Dina Doron
- Shelley Berman
- Chris Rock
- John Paul DeJoria
- Alec Mapa
- Ahmed Ahmed
- Ben Wise
- John Farley
- Yossi Marshek
- Guri Weinberg
- Mousa Kraish
- Roni Levy
- Reuven Bar-Yotam
- Barry Livingston
- Rick Gifford
- Daniel Browning Smith
- Tyler Spindel
- Julia Lea Wolov
- Dana Goodman
- Todd Holland
- Kevin Grady
- Bobby Tisdale
- Herzl Tobey
- Ori Pfeffer
- Alex Luria
- Guy Oseary
- Yinon Sapir
- Naama Nativ
- Dennis Dugan
- Gerry Del Sol
- Shulie Cowen
- Maysoon Zayid
- Helen Siff
- Cynthia Frost
- Anna Berger
- Susan Grace
- Marjorie Loomis
- Carol Schlanger
- Edith S. Wolfrey
- Phoebe Dorin
- Lina So
- Eloise DeJoria
- Vanessa Long
- Donielle Artese
- Blake Bertrand
- Sidney Ganis
- Laurie Meghan Phelps
- Kenneth Greenaway
- Constance Barron
- Kristen Lowman
- Penelope Windust
- Kathleen Noone
- Christopher Innvar
- Ray Garvey
- Barbara Ann Davison
- Eric Lamonsoff
- Connor Wiles
- Jennifer De Minco
- Nicole Bennett
- Edmund Lyndeck
- Lily Javaherpour
- Kristina Haddad
- Larry Marko
- Anne Marie Howard
- Veerta Motiani
- Billy Concha
- Marco Khan
- Sam Sagheb
- Latif Marotti
- Christian Reeve
- Aesop Aquarian
- Michelle Arenal
- Jordan Ashbrook
- Moran Atias
- Ashley Ausburn
- Barbara Jean Barrielle
- Mike Basone
- Mike Batayeh
- Robert Benny
- Denise Bradley
- Guile Branco
- Lamar Brown
- Melanie Bulujian
- Monica Cabral
- Kevin Cannon
- Ella Christopher
- Nick Clark
- Cheryl Cosenza
- Rossie Cottrell
- John Dardenne
- Joseph DeLuca
- Kendall Draughn
- John Duerler
- Marshall Factora
- Eric Feliciano
- Ian Fisher
- Anna Garcia Williams
- Maite Garcia
- Leslie Garza
- Jessica Mei Gershen
- Nikki Giavasis
- Ronald E. Giles
- Sharlene Grover
- Sepideh Haftgoli
- Zahra Heydari
- Seth Howard
- Kevin James
- Paul Jeans
- Dave Johnson
- Todd Justin
- Sam Kalidi
- Sona Karia
- Rock Kohli
- Mark Kubr
- Timothy Dean Lee
- Paula Lemes
- Bernadette Lords
- Anthony Martins
- Roni Meron
- Nicole Montano
- Rachael Murphy
- Bibiana Navas
- Christina Neferis
- Adam Ohl
- John Radcliff
- Klavdia Ramnareine
- Deborah Rombaut
- Sandra Rosko
- Rob Shapiro
- Mikael Sharafyan
- Jhennah Sinclaire
- Terrie Snell
- Chris Spinelli
- Arne Starr
- Riley Thomas Stewart
- Lee Stickler
- Sarah Stringer
- Christa Texeira
- Keana Texeira
- Seth Texeira
- Sophie Texeira
- Ryan Phillip Thomas
- Gina Tleel
- Uzimann
- Kevin van Doorslaer
- Dave Vij
- Holly Weber
- Molly Weiner
- Joe Van Wie
- Henry Winkler
- Saye Yabandeh
- Julius Zagon
- David Zahedian
- Betty Murphy
- George Takei
- Dianne Perry Dowler