About Witless Protection
- Released on February 22, 2008
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her
Full Cast of Witless Protection
Larry the Cable Guy plays Deputy Larry Stalder
Ivana Miličević plays Madeleine
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg plays Connie
Yaphet Kotto plays Ricardo Bodi
Peter Stormare plays Arthur Grimsley
Eric Roberts plays Wilford Duvall
Joe Mantegna plays Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage
Kurt Naebig plays Mark Bedell
Richard Bull plays Sheriff Smoot
J. David Moeller plays Elmer
Will Clinger plays Bo
Omar Dykes plays Gus
Reno Collier plays Tater
Dan Waller plays Agent Orange / MIB #1
Rick LeFevour plays MIB #2
Joseph Luis Caballero plays MIB #3
Sean Bridgers plays Norm
Gerry Bednob plays Omar
Claudia Michelle Wallace plays TSA Woman
Emir Yonzon plays TSA Supervisor
Gary Tippett plays TSA Dog Handler
Jesse Dabson plays TSA Expert
Jessica Grace Orr plays Vibiana
Michael Carner plays Young Boy
Gail Rastorfer plays Morgana
Lynnette Gaza plays Lillian Grimoire
Crew of Witless Protection
Directing
Writing
Production
- Larry the Cable Guy
- Ivana Miličević
- Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
- Yaphet Kotto
- Peter Stormare
- Eric Roberts
- Joe Mantegna
- Kurt Naebig
- Richard Bull
- J. David Moeller
- Will Clinger
- Omar Dykes
- Reno Collier
- Dan Waller
- Rick LeFevour
- Joseph Luis Caballero
- Sean Bridgers
- Gerry Bednob
- Claudia Michelle Wallace
- Emir Yonzon
- Gary Tippett
- Jesse Dabson
- Jessica Grace Orr
- Michael Carner
- Gail Rastorfer
- Lynnette Gaza