About The Onion Movie
- Released on May 31, 2008
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Full Cast of The Onion Movie
Len Cariou plays Norm Archer
Steven Seagal plays Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin plays Dana Dobbs
Ken Takemoto plays Sensei
Don McManus plays Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton plays Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed plays Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher plays White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim plays Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter plays Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees plays Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield plays Rodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. Badran plays Peruvian
Brian Powell plays Typical Neighbor Husband
Scott Klace plays Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin plays Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon plays Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Orlando Seale plays Producer
Erik Stolhanske plays Producer
Sarah McElligott plays Melissa Cherry
Randy Oglesby plays Surgeon General
Kwame Boateng plays Dibo
Richard Fancy plays Kenneth Garber
Alex Solowitz plays The Masses
Savannah Haske plays Rapist Lisa
Rebecca Lowman plays Rape Victim Julie
Jim Gleason plays Steel Beam Architect
Michael Harney plays Line-Up Detective
Angel Cassidy plays Porn Star
Robert Hoffman plays Lollipop Love Dancer
Joel McHale plays Office Worker
Harry Shum Jr. plays Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin Federline plays Lollipop Love Dancer
Bo Barrett plays Wigger Jim
Chrissy Metz plays Heavy Girl
Marshall Manesh plays Announcer
Greg Cipes plays Hippie Diplomant
Nick Chinlund plays Bryce Brand
Jim Rash plays Bryce's Manager
Paul Scheer plays Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
John Viener plays Peen Out Guy
Gedde Watanabe plays James Nakatami
Chris Villa plays Gay Guy
Crew of The Onion Movie
Production
Writing
Directing
Sound
Costume & Make-Up
Art
Camera
Editing
- Len Cariou
- Steven Seagal
- Larissa Laskin
- Ken Takemoto
- Don McManus
- Michael Bolton
- Ahmed Ahmed
- Brendan Fletcher
- Daniel Dae Kim
- Meredith Baxter
- Jed Rees
- Rodney Dangerfield
- Ahmed B. Badran
- Brian Powell
- Scott Klace
- Barbara Pilavin
- Sandy Kenyon
- Orlando Seale
- Erik Stolhanske
- Sarah McElligott
- Randy Oglesby
- Kwame Boateng
- Richard Fancy
- Alex Solowitz
- Savannah Haske
- Rebecca Lowman
- Jim Gleason
- Michael Harney
- Angel Cassidy
- Robert Hoffman
- Joel McHale
- Harry Shum Jr.
- Kevin Federline
- Bo Barrett
- Chrissy Metz
- Marshall Manesh
- Greg Cipes
- Nick Chinlund
- Jim Rash
- Paul Scheer
- John Viener
- Gedde Watanabe
- Chris Villa