Cast and Crew of The Onion Movie

Cast of
The Onion Movie

About The Onion Movie

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Full Cast of The Onion Movie

Len Cariou
plays Norm Archer

Len Cariou as Norm Archer

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Leonard Joseph “Len” Cariou (born September 30, 1939) is a Canadian actor, be...

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Steven Seagal
plays Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
plays Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto
plays Sensei

Don McManus
plays Dennis McCormick

Don McManus as Dennis McCormick

Don McManus was born on November 8, 1959 in San Diego, California, USA. He is an actor, known for Vice (2018), Sorry ...

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Michael Bolton
plays Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton

Michael Bolotin, known professionally as Michael Bolton, is an American singer and songwriter. Bolton originally perf...

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Ahmed Ahmed
plays Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed was born on June 27, 1970 and is currently 53 years old.

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Brendan Fletcher
plays White Black Guy Tim

Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim

Brendan Fletcher (born December 15, 1981) is a Canadian actor.

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Daniel Dae Kim
plays Ivy Leaguer

Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer

Daniel Dae Kim (born August 4, 1968) is a South Korean-American actor, best known for his roles as Chin Ho Kelly in H...

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Meredith Baxter
plays Cooking Show Chef

Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Meredith Baxter (born June 21, 1947), also known for some years as Meredith B...

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Jed Rees
plays Wizard Proteus

Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus

Jed Rees (born March 8, 1970) is a Canadian actor, best known for his roles in movies such as Galaxy Quest (1999), Th...

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Rodney Dangerfield
plays Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield

Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), better known by the pseudonym Rodney Dangerf...

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Ahmed B. Badran
plays Peruvian

Brian Powell
plays Typical Neighbor Husband

Scott Klace
plays Kip Kendall

Scott Klace as Kip Kendall

Scott Klace was born on January 9, 1961 and is currently 63 years old.

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Barbara Pilavin
plays Alzheimers Old Lady

Sandy Kenyon
plays Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Orlando Seale
plays Producer

Erik Stolhanske
plays Producer

Sarah McElligott
plays Melissa Cherry

Randy Oglesby
plays Surgeon General

Kwame Boateng
plays Dibo

Kwame Boateng as Dibo

Kwame Boateng was born on January 5, 1992 and is currently 32 years old.

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Richard Fancy
plays Kenneth Garber

Richard Fancy as Kenneth Garber

Richard Ronald Fancy (born August 2, 1943) is an American actor and comedian known for his long recurring role on Sei...

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Alex Solowitz
plays The Masses

Alex Solowitz as The Masses

Alex Solowitz (born December 15, 1979) is an American actor, known for being part of 2gether, a fictional boy band po...

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Savannah Haske
plays Rapist Lisa

Rebecca Lowman
plays Rape Victim Julie

Rebecca Lowman as Rape Victim Julie

Rebecca Lowman is an actress.

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Jim Gleason
plays Steel Beam Architect

Jim Gleason as Steel Beam Architect

Jim Gleason is an actor.

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Michael Harney
plays Line-Up Detective

Angel Cassidy
plays Porn Star

Robert Hoffman
plays Lollipop Love Dancer

Joel McHale
plays Office Worker

Joel McHale as Office Worker

Joel Edward McHale (born November 20, 1971) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, television producer, tel...

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Harry Shum Jr.
plays Lollipop Love Dancer

Harry Shum Jr. as Lollipop Love Dancer

Harry Shum Jr. (born April 28, 1982) is a Costa Rican-American actor, singer, dancer, and choreographer. He is best k...

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Kevin Federline
plays Lollipop Love Dancer

Bo Barrett
plays Wigger Jim

Chrissy Metz
plays Heavy Girl

Marshall Manesh
plays Announcer

Greg Cipes
plays Hippie Diplomant

Greg Cipes as Hippie Diplomant

Gregory Michael Cipes (born January 4, 1980) is an American voice and film actor. He is also a singer, musician, comp...

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Nick Chinlund
plays Bryce Brand

Nick Chinlund as Bryce Brand

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Zareh Nicholas "Nick" Chinlund (born November 18, 1961) is an American actor.

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Jim Rash
plays Bryce's Manager

Jim Rash as Bryce's Manager

Jim Rash was born in Charlotte, North Carolina and is an American actor, comedian and screenwriter. His most noticea...

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Paul Scheer
plays Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

Paul Scheer as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

Paul Christian Scheer (born January 31, 1976) is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer and director.

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John Viener
plays Peen Out Guy

John Viener as Peen Out Guy

Jonathan David Viener (born July 10, 1972) is an American actor, comedian, producer and writer.

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Gedde Watanabe
plays James Nakatami

Gedde Watanabe as James Nakatami

​From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Gedde Watanabe  (born Gary Watanabe, June 26, 1955, Ogden, Utah) is an Ameri...

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Chris Villa
plays Gay Guy


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