The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.
Main Cast of The Detectives
Robert Powell
Dave Briggs
George Sewell
Superintendent Cottam
Jasper Carrott
Bob Louis
Secondary Cast of The Detectives
Jon Cartwright
The Earl of Lisson
Adam Maxwell
Police Officer
Laura Beckford
Receptionist
Candida Rundle
Chambermaid
Peter Geeves
Chef
Nick Ball
Barman
Paul Williamson
Sir Lionel Case
Norman Lumsden
Old Man
Stuart Fox
Plain Clothes Officer
Nick Maloney
Psychiatrist
Michael Godley
Club Steward
Tony Jacklin
Himself
Ruth Hudson
Jane
Clive Darby
Assistant Director
Alan Bodenham
Big Bird
Jimmy Batten
Gangster
John Dair
Masseur
James Ottaway
Old Gentleman
Larry Martyn
Stable Hand
Alex Knight
Scottish Gangster
Jeremy Fowlds
Young man 1
Roger James Sewell
Young man 2
Phil Atkinson
Egghead Evans
Henry Naylor
Police Driver
Pete Pastore
Briefing Sgt
Ben Lobb
Copper 2
David J. Nicholls
P.C. Terry
Michael Redfern
Copper
Fairmang Singhateh
Copper 3
Andrew Barclay
Jimmy
Geoff Lawson
'Bodger' Riley
Roland Oliver
Harry The Editor
Tony Soper
Badger Watch Commentator
Ralph Van Dijk
Dutch Sergeant
Maya Woolfe
Secretary
Gabe Cronnelly
Sparring Partner
Eric Mason
Shorty
Gary Mason
Spitting Boxer
Nicholas Monu
Danny Hendry
Stan Nelson
Rioter
Leonard Trusty
Barry 'The Bull' Kincade
Kristy Bruce
Olivia
Louisa Rix
Mrs. Sharpe
Leo Dolan
Frightened Man
John Melainey
Restaurant Manager
Madeleine Newton
1st Blind Date Woman
Ben Lemel
Performance Artist
James Sinclair Wallace
Haydn Smailes
Vernon Nurse
Hughie
Amanda Richardson
Barmaid
Ron Li-Paz
James Mitchell
Eric Nordell
Defence Laywer
Alan Beckworth
Derek
Chrissie Richards
Sarah Reid
Yvonne Edgell
Woman in flats
Stewart Harwood
Big Bloke
David Vine
Skating Commentator
Jason Hall
Policeman in Briefing , Ronnie
Nora Taylor
Ronnie's Woman
Samantha Golt
Waitress
Jonathan Deverell
Uniformed Officer
Christian Santos
Jet Ski Owner
Anthony Hamblin
Young Super
Jamie Leyser
Young Ronnie
Max Digby
Hopkins , D.C. Hopkins
Simon Slater
D.C. Quirke , D.I. Simpson
Toni Galacki
Second Boy
Colin Spaull
Train Guard
Eve Bland
Joanne
Sarah Harris
2nd Schoolgirl
Jessica Marshall-Gardiner
Tatiana
Jo Grant
Jo Grant
Tamzie Duarte-Agyeman
Claire
Suzi Pollock
Sarah
Anthony Jackson
First copper
Jeremy Turner-Welch
Third copper
Faith Flint
Amanda
Edward Highmore
Doctor
Tony Mathews
Commander Boyle
Richard Karlsson
Policeman at Court
Chris Armstrong
Security Guard
Sandy Hendrickse
Emily Cottam
Midge Taylor
Landlord
Dicken Ashworth
Derek , Landlord
Gracy Goldman
Fiona
Jason Griffiths
Edwards
Joanne Good
Sister Watts
Martyn Whitby
Gilroy
James Curran
Surgeon
Tania Levey
Nurse Smith
Olivia Nash
Olivia
Peter Lovstrom
Haydn Hunter
Gwenan Edwards
TV Reporter
Martin Sadler
Tom
Tat Whalley
T-Leaf
Dean Gatiss
Shop Assistant
Lyndam Gregory
Tony
Martin Beaumont
Antiques Customer
Brenda Cowling
Bride's Grandmother
Claudette Barnard
Bride's Mother
Ken McKay
Photographer
Tony Sloman
Guest At Bar
Catherine Carter
Waitress
David Barber
Big Saxon / Barman
Paula Hamilton
Miss Red Button
John Duval
Executive at Bank
Sean Patterson
Police Officer
Oliver Young
Uniformed Officer
James E. Kerr
Russ Skinner
Darren Ruston
Guest At Table
Lawrence Mullin
Building Society Manager
John Kirk
Groom
Crew of The Detectives
Full backstage crew list →- Released on January 27, 1993