Cast and Crew of Ted & Venus

Cast of
Ted & Venus

About Ted & Venus

Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.

Full Cast of Ted & Venus

Bud Cort
plays Ted Whitley

James Brolin
plays Max Waters

James Brolin as Max Waters

James Brolin (born Craig Kenneth Bruderlin) is an American actor, producer and director, best known for his roles in ...

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Kim Adams
plays Linda Turner

Carol Kane
plays Colette

Carol Kane as Colette

Carolyn Laurie Kane (born June 18, 1952) is an American actress and comedian. She became known in the 1970s in films...

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Pamella D'Pella
plays Gloria

Brian Thompson
plays Herb

Brian Thompson as Herb

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Rhea Perlman
plays Grace

Rhea Perlman as Grace

Rhea Jo Perlman (born 31 March 1948) is an American actress and writer. She is best known for her role as head-waitre...

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Woody Harrelson
plays Homeless Vietnam Veteran

Woody Harrelson as Homeless Vietnam Veteran

Woodrow Tracy Harrelson (born July 23, 1961) is an American actor and playwright. He is the recipient of several acco...

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Martin Mull
plays Ted's Attorney

Martin Mull as Ted's Attorney

Offbeat funnyman Martin Mull was born in Chicago, Illinois, the oldest of three children, and raised in Ohio. The blo...

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Roberta Wallach
plays District Attorney

Timothy Leary
plays Judge William H. Converse

Tricia O'Neil
plays Judge Katherine Notch

Tricia O'Neil as Judge Katherine Notch

Tricia O'Neil was born on March 11, 1945 and is currently 79 years old.

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Tony Genaro
plays Bailiff

Vincent Schiavelli
plays Publisher

Andrea Martin
plays Bag Lady

Andrea Martin as Bag Lady

Andrea Martin is an American-Canadian stage and screen actress, writer and comedian.

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Cassandra Peterson
plays Lisa

Tracy Reiner
plays Shelly

Arleen Sorkin
plays Marcia

Pat McCormick
plays Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend

Gena Rowlands
plays Mrs. Turner

Gena Rowlands as Mrs. Turner

Virginia Cathryn "Gena" Rowlands (born June 19, 1930) is an American actress. A four-time Emmy and two-time Golden Gl...

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Lady Rowlands
plays Linda's Grandmother

Lily Mariye
plays Rose

Lily Mariye as Rose

Lily Mariye was born on September 25, 1964 and is currently 59 years old.

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Bettye Ackerman
plays Poetry Award Presenter

Thomas Conroy
plays Nevermore Club Emcee (as Jack Eastland)

Shelly Werk
plays Nurse

Victor Talmadge
plays Orderly

John Blyth Barrymore
plays Patient #1

Rob Moran
plays Patient #2

Clint Allen
plays Patient #3

Zoe Cassavetes
plays Waitress with Attitude

Barbara Leary
plays Guest

Jacqueline Chauvin
plays Women's Group Head

Bridget Flaherty
plays Women's Group #1

Pat Ast
plays Women's Group #2

Grif Griffis
plays Women's Group #3

Philip K. Irven
plays Ted's Cellmate

Stefanos Miltsakakis
plays Prisoner #1

Craig Ng
plays Prisoner #2

Jim Maniaci
plays Prisoner #3

Mik Scriba
plays Prison Guard

Mik Scriba as Prison Guard

Mik Scriba was born on December 1, 1947 and passed away 6 years ago at the age of 70 on June 15, 2018.

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Chad S. Taylor
plays Chainsaw Juggler

Christopher McMullen
plays Horseback Rider

Joe Paul
plays Wino

Jerome Coleman
plays Park Bench Lover

Tamara De Treaux
plays Park Bench Lover

Peter Koch
plays Cop #1

Karl Rumburg
plays Cop #2

Chris Paul Davis
plays Cop #3

Tripp Law
plays Cop #4 (as Lawrence McNeal III)

Norma Maldonado
plays Cop #5

Norma Maldonado as Cop #5

Norma Maldonado is an American film and television actress. She holds a BA in Psychology from the University of Puert...

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Randolf Turrow
plays Beach Blanket Lover


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