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Nobody Knows Anything!

About Nobody Knows Anything!

An aspiring filmmaker learns that success in Hollywood doesn't come as easy as she suspected as she attempts to discover the formula to success. When the guidance of her helpful has-been uncle fails to pave the way, Sarah Wilder must seek the advice of such Hollywood heavies as Mike Meyers, Ben Stiller, and Fred Willard -- only to discover that the old adage is true and Nobody Knows Anything about how to succeed in the cutthroat world of Los Angeles.

Full Cast of Nobody Knows Anything!

Alanna Ubach
plays Sarah

Alanna Ubach as Sarah

Alanna Ubach (born October 3, 1975) is an American actress and voice actress. She is known for her film roles as Sere...

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Alan Blumenfeld
plays Mayor

Alan Blumenfeld as Mayor

Alan Blumenfeld is an actor and producer.

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Carmine Caridi
plays Frankie C.

Margaret Cho
plays Rental Car Agent

Margaret Cho as Rental Car Agent

Margaret Moran Cho (born December 5, 1968) is an American comedian, fashion designer, actress, author, and recording ...

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Mike Connors
plays "Joe Mannix"

Robert Englund
plays Jack Sampson

Robert Englund as Jack Sampson

Robert Barton Englund (born June 6, 1947) is an American actor and voice-actor, best known for playing the fictional ...

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Charles Esten
plays Conner Fulton

Charles Esten as Conner Fulton

Charles Esten Puskar III (September 9, 1965), also known as Chip Esten, is an American actor, musician and comedian. ...

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Pat Finn
plays Robber #2

Pat Finn as Robber #2

Pat Finn, one of six children, was born in Evanston, Illinois and grew up in Wilmette, Illinois. He attended high sch...

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Janeane Garofalo
plays Patty

Janeane Garofalo as Patty

Janeane Garofalo (born September 28, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian, actress, political activist and writer. ...

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Kristen Johnston
plays Miranda

Richard Kind
plays Real Estate Agent

Richard Kind as Real Estate Agent

Richard Bruce Kind (born November 22, 1956) is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his roles as Dr. Mark ...

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Ed Lauter
plays Gun Expert

Ed Lauter as Gun Expert

An American actor. He has appeared in numerous movies and was a stand up comic before getting into acting. Lauter was...

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Michael Lerner
plays Uncle Lou

Joe Liss
plays Savant

Virginia Madsen
plays Prison Lawyer

Virginia Madsen as Prison Lawyer

Virginia Gayle Madsen (born September 11, 1961) is an American actress and film producer. She made her film debut in ...

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Tim Meadows
plays Cashier

Tim Meadows as Cashier

Timothy "Tim" Meadows (born February 5, 1961) is an American actor and comedian and one of the longest-running cast m...

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Joel Murray
plays Robber #1

Joel Murray as Robber #1

Joel is a versatile writer-director-actor. The youngest of the nine Murrays is a veteran of over 250 sit-com episodes...

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Lou Myers
plays Blue Smoke Jones

Mike Myers
plays "Eye" Witness

David Pasquesi
plays Jimmy

David Pasquesi as Jimmy

David Pasquesi is an American actor and comedian. His screen credits include Groundhog Day, Strangers with Candy, Cur...

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Mary Kay Place
plays Ms. Mc Clintock

Mary Kay Place as Ms. Mc Clintock

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Mary Kay Place (born September 23, 1947) is an American actress, singer, dire...

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Wayne Rogers
plays Gun Schnook

Mitch Rouse
plays Virus

Robin Ruzan
plays "Eye" Witness #2

Scott Thompson
plays Mechanic

Scott Thompson as Mechanic

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Scott Thompson (born June 12, 1959) is a Canadian television actor and comedi...

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Fred Willard
plays Mr. Mc Clintock

Fred Willard as Mr. Mc Clintock

Frederick Charles Willard (September 18, 1933 - May 15, 2020) was an American actor, comedian and voice over actor kn...

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Richard Zavaglia
plays Phil Phillips

Linda Black
plays Usherette #2

Peter Cohen
plays Peach Protestor #3

Stephen Colbert
plays TV Newsman

Stephen Colbert as TV Newsman

Stephen Tyrone Colbert (born May 13, 1964) is an American political satirist, writer, comedian, television host, and ...

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Paul Dooley
plays Warden

Paul Dooley as Warden

Paul Dooley was born Paul Brown in Parkersburg, West Virginia, the son of Ruth Irene (née Barringer), a homemaker, an...

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Murphy Dunne
plays Psychiatrist

Melissa Green
plays Young Miranda

Archie Hahn
plays Youth Leader

Larry Hankin
plays Blind Man

Larry Hankin as Blind Man

Larry Michael Hankin is an American character actor, performer, director, comedian and producer. He is known for his ...

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Sebastian Hitzig
plays Sarah's Cameraman

Bill Kirchenbauer
plays Jimmy's Father

Jay Leggett
plays Prison Guard

Adam Miller
plays Young Jimmy

Vladimir Nemirovsky
plays Film Teacher

Dominique Pinassi
plays Phil's Receptionist

Harvey Poole
plays Peach Protestor #1

Susan Poole
plays Peach Protestor #2

Laura Rogers
plays C-Store Customer

Cynthia Szigeti
plays Jimmy's Mother

Sophie Ward
plays Claire Howard

Holly Beavon
plays Receptionist (voice)


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