About Mean Machine
- Released on December 26, 2001
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Full Cast of Mean Machine
Vinnie Jones plays Danny Meehan
David Kelly plays Doc
David Hemmings plays Governor
Ralph Brown plays Burton
Vas Blackwood plays Massive
Robbie Gee plays Trojan
Geoff Bell plays Ratchett
John Forgeham plays Sykes
Sally Phillips plays Tracey
Danny Dyer plays Billy the Limpet
Jason Flemyng plays Bob Likely
Jason Statham plays Monk
Martin Wimbush plays Z
David Reid plays Barman
David Cropman plays Second Barman
Tim Perrin plays Policeman
Paul Mari plays Policeman
Nicholas Moss plays Hayter
Stephen Walters plays Nitro
Andrew Grainger plays Ketch
Jamie Sives plays Chiv
Adam Fogerty plays Mouse
Rocky Marshall plays Cigs
Elwin 'Chopper' David plays Jerome McFife
Omid Djalili plays Raj
Crew of Mean Machine
Production
Sound
Costume & Make-Up
Writing
Editing
Directing
Camera
Art
- Vinnie Jones
- David Kelly
- David Hemmings
- Ralph Brown
- Vas Blackwood
- Robbie Gee
- Geoff Bell
- John Forgeham
- Sally Phillips
- Danny Dyer
- Jason Flemyng
- Jason Statham
- Martin Wimbush
- David Reid
- David Cropman
- Tim Perrin
- Paul Mari
- Nicholas Moss
- Stephen Walters
- Andrew Grainger
- Jamie Sives
- Adam Fogerty
- Rocky Marshall
- Elwin 'Chopper' David
- Omid Djalili
- M.C. Hammer