I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa.

Full Cast of I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

Jason Alexander as Bernie Fishbine

Jason Alexander

as Bernie Fishbine

Jay Scott Greenspan, better known by his professional name of Jason Alexander, is an American actor, writer, comedian...

David Bowe as Norman Fishbine

David Bowe

as Norman Fishbine

David Bowe (born January 4, 1964) is an often seen but rarely recognized character actor in American movies and telev...

Michele Scarabelli as Connie Klinger

Michele Scarabelli

as Connie Klinger

Michele Scarabelli (born April 11, 1955) is a Canadian actress.

Marlena Giovi

as Louise Garabaldi

Janna Levenstein

as Angela Garabaldi

David Dolph Benbow

as Mark Thurston

Jamie Donovan

as Larry
Jack Ong as Bowling Alley Clerk

Jack Ong

as Bowling Alley Clerk

Jack Ong was an American actor, writer, activist and marketing professional.

Benny Grant

as Lenny Fishbine

Deborah Gorman

as Linda Fishbine
Carolyn Hennesy as Bowling Alley Waitress

Carolyn Hennesy

as Bowling Alley Waitress

Carolyn Lee Hennesy (born June 10, 1962) is an American actress, author and animal advocate. Hennesy's early work con...

Ken Oberheu

as Waiter

Ross McKerras

as Mr. Dill

Damien Klitou

as Young Bernie Fishbine

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