I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

Overweight Bernie Fishbine meets Theresa Garabaldi at the neighborhood store, where he buys chocolate kisses every day. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis, convincing him to join a gym. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa...

Main Cast of I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

Jason Alexander as Bernie Fishbine

Jason Alexander

Bernie Fishbine
 Nia Peeples as Theresa Garabaldi

Nia Peeples

Theresa Garabaldi
 Lainie Kazan as Sarah Fishbine

Lainie Kazan

Sarah Fishbine
 Lou Jacobi as Gramps

Lou Jacobi

Gramps

Crew of I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

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