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I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

About I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa.

Full Cast of I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

Jason Alexander
plays Bernie Fishbine

Jason Alexander as Bernie Fishbine

Jay Scott Greenspan, better known by his professional name of Jason Alexander, is an American actor, writer, comedian...

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Nia Peeples
plays Theresa Garabaldi

Lainie Kazan
plays Sarah Fishbine

Lou Jacobi
plays Gramps

Eileen Brennan
plays Frieda

David Bowe
plays Norman Fishbine

David Bowe as Norman Fishbine

David Bowe (born January 4, 1964) is an often seen but rarely recognized character actor in American movies and telev...

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Michele Scarabelli
plays Connie Klinger

Michele Scarabelli as Connie Klinger

Michele Scarabelli (born April 11, 1955) is a Canadian actress.

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Hilary Shepard
plays Ada Fishbine

Marlena Giovi
plays Louise Garabaldi

Ralph Monaco
plays Albert Garabaldi

Arleen Sorkin
plays Monica

Cassie Yates
plays Melinda

Al Ruscio
plays Uncle Dominic

Lela Ivey
plays Alice

Matthias Hues
plays Eric, Personal Trainer

Larry Storch
plays Giora

Michael Laskin
plays Melvin Fishbine

Barbara Pilavin
plays Grandma Garabaldi

Janna Levenstein
plays Angela Garabaldi

Robert DoQui
plays Fred

Candi Milo
plays Mother in Candy Store

Rance Howard
plays Elderly Man

Jean Speegle Howard
plays Elderly Woman

David Dolph Benbow
plays Mark Thurston

Jamie Donovan
plays Larry

Jack Ong
plays Bowling Alley Clerk

Jack Ong as Bowling Alley Clerk

Jack Ong was an American actor, writer, activist and marketing professional.

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Benny Grant
plays Lenny Fishbine

Deborah Gorman
plays Linda Fishbine

Spencer Klein
plays Boy in Candy Store

Julianne Michelle
plays Girl in Candy Store

Carolyn Hennesy
plays Bowling Alley Waitress

Carolyn Hennesy as Bowling Alley Waitress

Carolyn Lee Hennesy (born June 10, 1962) is an American actress, author and animal advocate. Hennesy's early work con...

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Ken Oberheu
plays Waiter

Ross McKerras
plays Mr. Dill

Suzan Hughes
plays Waitress in Health Spa

Damien Klitou
plays Young Bernie Fishbine


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