About I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore
- Released on April 24, 1992
Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa.
Full Cast of I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore
Jason Alexander plays Bernie Fishbine
Nia Peeples plays Theresa Garabaldi
Lainie Kazan plays Sarah Fishbine
Lou Jacobi plays Gramps
Eileen Brennan plays Frieda
David Bowe plays Norman Fishbine
Michele Scarabelli plays Connie Klinger
Hilary Shepard plays Ada Fishbine
Marlena Giovi plays Louise Garabaldi
Ralph Monaco plays Albert Garabaldi
Arleen Sorkin plays Monica
Cassie Yates plays Melinda
Al Ruscio plays Uncle Dominic
Lela Ivey plays Alice
Matthias Hues plays Eric, Personal Trainer
Larry Storch plays Giora
Michael Laskin plays Melvin Fishbine
Barbara Pilavin plays Grandma Garabaldi
Janna Levenstein plays Angela Garabaldi
Robert DoQui plays Fred
Candi Milo plays Mother in Candy Store
Rance Howard plays Elderly Man
Jean Speegle Howard plays Elderly Woman
David Dolph Benbow plays Mark Thurston
Jamie Donovan plays Larry
Jack Ong plays Bowling Alley Clerk
Benny Grant plays Lenny Fishbine
Deborah Gorman plays Linda Fishbine
Spencer Klein plays Boy in Candy Store
Julianne Michelle plays Girl in Candy Store
Carolyn Hennesy plays Bowling Alley Waitress
Ken Oberheu plays Waiter
Ross McKerras plays Mr. Dill
Suzan Hughes plays Waitress in Health Spa
Damien Klitou plays Young Bernie Fishbine
Crew of I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore
Production
Editing
Camera
Directing
Writing
Costume & Make-Up
Sound
- Jason Alexander
- Nia Peeples
- Lainie Kazan
- Lou Jacobi
- Eileen Brennan
- David Bowe
- Michele Scarabelli
- Hilary Shepard
- Marlena Giovi
- Ralph Monaco
- Arleen Sorkin
- Cassie Yates
- Al Ruscio
- Lela Ivey
- Matthias Hues
- Larry Storch
- Michael Laskin
- Barbara Pilavin
- Janna Levenstein
- Robert DoQui
- Candi Milo
- Rance Howard
- Jean Speegle Howard
- David Dolph Benbow
- Jamie Donovan
- Jack Ong
- Benny Grant
- Deborah Gorman
- Spencer Klein
- Julianne Michelle
- Carolyn Hennesy
- Ken Oberheu
- Ross McKerras
- Suzan Hughes
- Damien Klitou