Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
Full Cast of Crooks
Jim Norton
as Paul
James Joseph "Jim" Norton, Jr. (b July 19, 1968) is an American comedian, radio personality, author, and actor. He is...
Jessica Alexander
as Carmella
Maggie Bagley
as Angela
D. Banno
as Postal Worker on Break #5
Carmine Battista
as Frank Perrigrinno
Michael Carrara
as Agent Russo
Dale Grand
as Bert Lanstein
Crew of Crooks
Discover the backstage crew of Crooks →- Released on February 02, 2002